The new season of The X-Files has begun, and that reminds us...we've seen a few things in our day. Unexplainable things. Amazing, unbelievable things. We've even seen a couple UFO's, and one was...hey, it looks like former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura is here!
"No single object has been misinterpreted as a 'flying saucer' more often than the planet Venus. Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception.
You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus. I wouldn't flaunt your ignorance by telling anyone that you saw anything last night other than the planet Venus, because if you do, you're a dead man."
So...uh, thanks Governor. That was Venus we saw. Totally Venus. No doubt about it.
Check out our take on the planet Venus!
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